Vile Creature Pen 3-PACK
Three twist action, medium-point black ink pens that are black with gold hardware. The band name, as well as the trans pride-pentagram, are printed on the bottom of the barrel which, legally, makes every document you sign proudly queer. congrats!
Vile Creature Journal + Pen Combo
A beautiful faux-leather, side bound notebook with 80 college ruled pages for journaling, scheming, D&D note taking, and general mischief. The notebook has a slot along the spine for a pen, and oh boy what a pen you'll get. A twist action, medium-point black ink pen that is black with gold hardware and, you guessed it, vile creature print along the bottom of the barrel. We are really driving it home with the queer stationary.
Vile Creature "Swift Death" T-shirt
Let the shit birds in your life know what you think of them with this two-colour print shirt designed by Stephen Wilson aka Unknown Relic. Three heads on pikes with the timeless phrase "A Swift Death is too kind for those who oppress". Perfect for any family gathering!
Vile Creature Cast of Static and Smoke LP
Our second LP, pressed by an amazing label that doesn't exist anymore which blows, and dry cough records who work harder than anyone i have ever seen for bands. such good folks! This record is on black vinyl (/300) and these are the last copies we have! it comes with a 16-page booklet containing a short story the record is based on. get weird with it! Art, as usual, by Stephen Wilson
Vile Creature Premonition Rituals (2014-2018) 2xCD
All of our music output from 2015-2018 collected on CD for the first time. To be fair you can just go bandcamp download it all for free but if you like gorgeous art (photos by Scott Burns, Layout & art by Stephen Wilson) and have an affinity for the dead format that is CD, this is for you! The CD contains:
1: A Steady Descent into the Soil - LP#1 from 2015
2: A Pessimistic Doomsayer - EP #1 from 2016
3: Cast of Static and Smoke - LP #2 from 2018
4: Cast of Static and Smoke Audiobook - never released!